Smeagol's Crash Site

Come in, Precious; we mustn't lurk in doorways.
Come in, Precious; we mustn't lurk in doorways.

"No, " said the ghost of Marley, "the Spirit of Christmas was inside you all along. "

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"Oh, what a relief, " said Scrooge, "I had almoAAARGGHHHARRBLLLL" as the spirit erupted through his tender meat carapace.

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